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City Council to Enact New “Operation: Roadkill” Program
As concerns over the massive amount of dead animals strewn about town mount, city council is in the process of enacting a new program that would keep New Carlisle’s streets clear of carrion.
BREAKING: Gas Shortage Strikes New Carlisle; Both Speedways Out of Fuel
Note: This is a developing story and will be updated as we receive more information.
With New Carlisle already struggling to support its citizens’ fuel needs with only 50% of the town’s Speedway gas stations offering gas, the city is about to get hit even harder.
Health Watch: The Dangers of Bathing in Road Puddles
It’s summertime and there’s no better way to cool off than a relaxing bath. Some New Carlisle residents have been spotted using puddles created by rain showers as a makeshift bathtub or swimming pool. While these crystal clear waters may seem inviting, there are several safety concerns you should know about before taking the plunge.
Citizens Beware: Garage Sales Targets of New Theft Ring
It’s June, we are entering prime garage sale season, and a new gang of bandits is taking advantage of local residents.
The bandits, described by victims as two males and one female, all in their early to mid-20s, have hit at least 5 garage sales so far. In each instance they have made off with loot. Estimates of the theft values range from $10 to $1500.