We’re a day late with our monthly installment of New Carlisle memes, but we think you’ll love them anyway!
Here’s 12 more New Carlisle memes that hit WAY too close to home, October 2015 edition!
Police
You Won’t Believe What The City’s First Purchase With Your Tax Dollars Is
Due to multiple complaints regarding street bikes, the city will purchase NOS kits for its rapidly deteriorating fleet of police vehicles. “We’ve tried and tried to catch them but they’re just too darn fast. This is our last option,” said a city official that asked to go unnamed. “We have a chance with NOS. Without it, forget about it.”
The news comes as a surprise since NOS is currently banned according to ordinances. It will be interesting to see if the street bike crew implements NOS usage on their runs through town to counter the police.
11 New Carlisle City Ordinances That Need Repealed NOW
Without laws, society might break down entirely. Given no basic set of ordinances – the breaking of which may come with punitive action up to imprisonment or death – the worst of humankind might take over and ruin the quality of life for everyone else. But not all laws are necessary or even logical. Many laws are nonsensical, redundant, and cause more harm than they purport to deflect. With the city’s current police situation, they need all the help they can get. Reducing unnecessary, time-consuming duties such as enforcing bad laws will benefit them.
Here are 15 New Carlisle city ordinances that, for one reason or another, need to be eliminated immediately. Each ordinance is pulled directly from the Codified Ordinances of New Carlisle, Ohio. Ordinance numbers and exact text are provided.
The 5 Most Obvious Reasons Council Chose The Pool Over Police
The New Carlisle Family Pool has long been a fixture in the community and if some had their way it would have been filled with dirt so the city can employ nearly a half dozen police officers. Luckily for the city’s residents, council thought better of living in a police state and voted to eliminate nearly the entire police force so the city’s general fund could be focused towards pool related issues.